The World’s Sickest, Dirtiest Joke


I noticed that a lot of people come here looking for the world’s dirtiest joke or the world’s filthiest joke, or the world’s sickest joke. A previous post of mine pointed perusers of peurility at

But, if you’re looking for the world’s actual sickest, most disgusting joke; It would have to be a version of “The Aristocrats”

This is not so much a joke, as a test to see which comedian can come up with the most depraved version of it, and there are lots of examples here:

This is currently their no.1 version:

A family walks into a talent agency. It’s a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, “We have a really amazing act. You should represent us.”
The agent says, “Sorry, I don’t represent family acts. They’re a little too cute.”
The mother says, “Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us.”
The agent says, “OK. OK. I’ll take a look.”

“First I come out, wearing a tuxedo, playing Brahms. Just as the music reaches a crescendo, my wife in an evening gown runs on stage and undresses me before dancing provocatively on top of the piano.
Just as I finish playing the song with my cock, my wife strips and does a backflip off the piano in a split on stage….

EDIT: I have removed the rest of this joke, as its bringing FAR TOO MANY sickos here. You can read it all here.