My Girlfriend baked all the beans

Here is an outstanding post from Relationship Advice on Reddit. The thread got locked, I’m guessing cos people thought it was trolling. I don’t think it is though – I’m inclined to think it’s real, just with English perhaps not as a first language! Anyway, here it is in all it’s glory.

My (25 M) girlfriend (26 F) baked all the beans, now I consider to end our relations? What does I do? from r/relationship_advice