There are a few places (On the internet, where else?) where you can find evidence that superstar Michael Jackson faked his own death.
I’m going to stick my neck out here and say that that’s not true. In all likelihood He is dead, apart from in our hearts, of course.
I won’t waste your time here with a boring re-telling of the facts, or a listing of the evidence for or against His demise: I simply draw your attention to the photo above as proof of the troubled troubadour’s death. A photo in which you can plainly see his likeness lovingly rendered in fat on a baking tin.
Here’s the proof: If he was alive he wouldn’t be able to make himself appear on things, would he? (Apart from plastic surgeons’ bad debt lists, but you get my point) The Virgin Mary didn’t use to do it when she was alive, did she?
Therefore: His Popiness has passed. God Rest His Soul. Shamone.
