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Engrish

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Engrish is defined by Wikipedia as ‘a pejorative or humorous slang term which refers to poor-quality attempts by Japanese writers to create English words and phrases’ Of course there is a website dedicated to Engrish featuring loads of funny, badly-translated signs, instructions, products etc etc etc. Click Here for some of my favourites; Including the [...]

Did you know that Bounce fabric softening sheets repel mosquitos? Or that Toothpaste can be used as polyfilla? Furthermore, were you aware that Vodka will save your house plants from Aphids? Or that Coca-Cola will remove grease from clothes? Find hundreds more of these fascinating facts plus loads of other crap at wackyuses.com

click here to view the very last (and first)page of the internet! I like this version too.

Chat Up Lines

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Ok everyone, get ready to spew, Here’s a website which just seems to list crappy chat-up lines. For example: Guy:’Hey, there’s something on your back’ Girl: ‘What?’ Guy: ‘Angel Wings’ I suppose a certain kind of girl might like that. Speaking of chat up lines, when my girlfriend gets asked ‘Would you like a drink?’, [...]

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