Sorry, I couldn’t find any curtain fetish websites; Instead here’s a website with funny insurance claim statements.

And here’s some examples:

“I was on my way to the doctor with rear end trouble when my universal joint gave way causing me to have an accident.”

“I thought my window was down, but I found it was up when I put my head through it.”

“I saw a slow moving, sad faced old gentleman as he bounced off the roof of my car.”

“I told the police that I was not injured, but on removing my hat found that I had a fractured skull.”

Very good. You’ll find them here:

http://www.businessballs.com/insuranceclaims.htm

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