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Here are some fabulous presenter showreels found by a comedy hero of mine, Robert Popper. They are fabulous because they are terrible. Exhibit 1 features the most boring interview ever conducted by a human being. This aspiring young interviewer has been lucky enough to find a lady who works at Safeway, reducing the price of distressed items.

Highlight: “How do you know they are regulars? I suppose they come in a lot?”

Also, his voice sounds as though he has swallowed a kazoo.

Exhibit 2 is of a young Alan Partridge, the presenter of the ‘Wacky 12 till 2’ slot on some godforsaken radio station. His version of to-camera gravitas makes him look as though he’s recently had his neck greased, and the vhs-vhs editing is a wonder to behold.

Christ.

Thank you Mr Popper, you have made my day with these (There’s a TV series here somewhere, I’d say)

This is a photo of therealllcoolj, showing his ebay item of 4 gift cards for ‘future shop’ on the canadian version of ebay, the ubiquitous online auction site.

Its the best online auction page ever for these reasons:

1. It has background music (really good background music)

2. It has LOADS of pictures of this dude modelling the gift cards

3. It has no other description

4. It has a Batman endorsement

Its true that you can find anything on the internets; and every hobby, obsession and fetish is catered for somewhere out there.

Today, for example, and only if you’re a broad-minded adult, I invite you to go and view IJPEFFWA which I reckon probably stands for “International Jurrassic Park Erotic Fan Fiction Writers Association”. And hosts a collection of stories about having it off with dinosaurs. Nuff Said.

This is one of the many photos on mycathatesyou.com of cats looking evil. We all know that cats are one of the cutest and most lovable lifeforms on the planet; but when they get their back up, you don’t want to cross them.

So here is a gallery of lots of cats looking mean!

p.s. cats kill babies.

As well as mad, crazy and daft websites, I occasionally like to celebrate here the wonderful world of geeks, geekiness and geekdom.

www.dalek6388.co.uk is a website dedicated to the props themselves, those bits of cardboard and tin that make 5 year olds cringe behind their mummys.

Its a very thorough site; as the authors themselves state: “It’s been many months hunched over tiny pictures looking at suckers, slats, paint marks and rivets! But we got there in the end”

Enjoy, and thanks to WiL of B3ta/links for the link!

The Addams Family Dance Kid is back! And for your edification, here is how to do the Addams Family Dance Kid Dance:

1. Untuck your shirt

2. Pretend you are made of jelly

3. Interpret the words of the addams family theme through the medium of darnce

4. That’s it!

Yes That’s Right, Julie Moult is an idiot. For full details of why Julie Moult is an idiot, please click here:

http://www.bloggerheads.com/archives/2008/08/julie_moult.asp

Looking in the Mirror from Si on Vimeo.

Watch this, its very nuts and very very funny. Perhaps if Michael Jackson had done this instead of “man in the mirror” he wouldn’t have gotten into quite as much trouble.

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I don’t know who wrote this, but she seems pretty nuts. I don’t even know how to describe this website: It starts off with a tirade against the British Government, who the author alleges poisoned her as she went through Heathrow airport by putting (mad cow disease?) something into her inhaler. Don’t worry folks, after no help from conventional doctors, she managed to cure herself with “herbs”.

If that seems a little, um, paranoid; keep reading! She also describes, amongst many other things, the relationship between herself and Prince William; How she has helped both the British and American governments with her advice; How current society’s ills can be easily explained by our evolution from ’semi-aquatic humans’ (that’s mermaids to you and I); And much much more. Oh, so much more.

Knowing my luck, it’s probably all true and I’ll be dead by this time tomorrow, assassinated by nefarious government agencies. Or Prince William. Or a mad cow like her, whoever she is.

Yep, this is the website for The Voluntary Human Extinction Movement, Or VHEMT for short, or Vehement, for slighty less short.

Why, you may wonder, is anyone advocating the extinction of the human race? Because its good for planet Earth of course! As they say in their introduction: ” Phasing out the human race by voluntarily ceasing to breed will allow Earth’s biosphere to return to good health”

They claim to have millions of supporters, but as they are a movement not an organisation they can’t back this up with any names or numbers, although they do link to a supporters site with over 1400 subscribers!

Incidentally, they do also link to a cool short video which shows what would happen to New York if all the people vanished; Sort of a poor man’s “I am Legend”, no sign of Will Smith though.

Link to the video is Here.