Yep, this is the website for The Voluntary Human Extinction Movement, Or VHEMT for short, or Vehement, for slighty less short.

Why, you may wonder, is anyone advocating the extinction of the human race? Because its good for planet Earth of course! As they say in their introduction: ” Phasing out the human race by voluntarily ceasing to breed will allow Earth’s biosphere to return to good health”

They claim to have millions of supporters, but as they are a movement not an organisation they can’t back this up with any names or numbers, although they do link to a supporters site with over 1400 subscribers!

Incidentally, they do also link to a cool short video which shows what would happen to New York if all the people vanished; Sort of a poor man’s “I am Legend”, no sign of Will Smith though.

Link to the video is Here.

What a brilliant idea! There are many rich westerners who need organs but have love and support to give: And there are many poor eastern european orphans who need parental love and have organs to spare.

And that’s where the Medical Adoptions site comes in:

It’s a bit like a dating site, but instead of matching you to your ideal lover you get matched to a kid who needs adopting (with the guarantee that their tissue type will match yours)

The heart-rending orphan picture I have featured here is of Natia Budzianowski, 15, from Georgia.

Her profile says: “An orphan whose parents whereabouts have never been known, she spent six years working in the underage sex-trade, several more years in foster homes, and now needs a new home. She’s since discovered our Lord Jesus Christ, pledged a vow of chastity, and has been free of the sins of physical flesh for more than six-months, though suggests that this may be open to negotiation.”

How can you resist a story like that?

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I reckon young Hero, singing in this video, is the reincarnation of John Lennon. What do you think?

Rock on, Hero, we love you!

Ha ha ha ha ha, very funny video which highlights the closing gap between organic and robotic lifeforms: It’s funny now, not so funny when in 10 years time they’re terminating our asses, heh heh.

This sounds good. Do you know what the enchanterX software does? It “quadruples the power of every spell you cast, the easy way”!!

Eh? How so?

“Radionics”, thats how so!

And what is radionics?

Well, thats a bit tricky to explain, I think you’ll have to visit these idiots’ website - www.enchanterx.com - yourself to figure that one out, but as far as I can gather its pseudo-scientific babble spewed out on their website in order to make fools part with $97 to buy their software.

I was going to download the software & try it out (it does, after all, come with a money back guarantee) but $97 seems a little pricey.

Instead I think I’ll email them some nonsense & I urge you to do the same.

 Update: I emailed them a nice message, but they never got back to me

I’m so pleased I found this site to share with you, it qualifies for almost every category I have including mad, crazy, daft, brilliant and haha; and even gets its own new category - ‘cute’.

It does "exactly what it says on the tin" too, although in this case the tin is of course a url. Yes, it’s a website where people can upload and share photos of cats that look like the late great Adolf Hitler. So goose-step on over there and enjoy!

<<< Go Mental Clickwise

…on Facebook? You know, the one that says Facebook is overloaded and they’re going to start charging for the service? That’s nonsense.

Oh, and you know that one you sent me on myspace about the same thing? That’s nonsense too.

And you know that email you sent me about Bill Gates? How is going to give me a cheque for $240 for something or other? You guessed it: Nonsense as well.

Here’s a tip: When a message wants you to forward it to gain some reward, it’s probably bollocks. And if you still aren’t sure, go and check it out on snopes.com; they’re good.

And in the meantime, please stop forwarding messages to me, unless they’re funny.

<< Clicko Picko

This is, quite simply, the best computer game that there has ever been or ever will be.

It’s fiendishly simple - All you have to do is aim your skewer at the different ingredients & spike ‘em. Once you’ve got three they disappear from your spike and you stab some more. When you clear a line of ingredients they all move down towards you. Forever. The accompanying music is also genius.

(I got 772 on my first go; Going back for another try now)

< Click this pic to have a lick (look)

The picture above is of a severed dogs head which has been kept alive by a Soviet scientist in 1928 by means of a machine he called The Autojector. He proved it was alive by feeding it a piece of cheese which promptly popped out of the other end! Wow!

This, and a list of the rest of “The 20 Most Bizarre Experiments of All Time” Can be found on the excellent Museum Of Hoaxes Site.

It also includes links to some great youtube vids, so get clicky!

Definitely the story of the week this week is Robert Stewart (above left) who has been placed on the sex offenders register for having sex with a bike (above right, to protect the bike’s identity this is not the actual bike)

I don’t know how, even if you had the inclination, you’d go about having sex with a bike; But Rob did, and now he’s officially a pervert.

The weird thing about it all if you read the story, is that he was actually in his own bedroom at the time. The cleaners had knocked on his door and, receiving no answer, used a master key to get in. And there he was. Doing it. Surely one should be allowed to do whatever one wants with an inanimate object in the privacy of one’s own room?

Even if it is the village bike.