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This pretty much sums up the current state of British politics to me!
Via the B3ta newsletter, here’s a link to a very amusing video of Phil Schofield of This Morning fame made to look like he’s singing about (and on) drugs.
http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&VideoID=31569285
Trifter.com has compiled a list of viagra-inspired foods from around the world. They come in three categories: Foods that look like viagra (like the viagra spam mousse shown above); Foods that are the same colour as viagra; and foods that claim to have similar medicinal properties to viagra. Its well worth a look.
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Here’s a website which lists hundreds, if not thousands, of funny porn film titles based on real film titles. A few quality examples are:
"A Beautiful Behind"
"Womb Raider"
"Schindler’s Fist"
"Shaving Ryan’s Privates"
"Glad he ate her"
"Driving Into Miss Daisy"
I wonder if they’re all real pornos, or if some of them are just made up?
“Who needs a movie? Getting Married? Got a web site? Fund raising? Commercials? Selling something? Movies can make your life go better!!”
So goes the introduction to this video on youtube.
But what is this? Is it a spoof? A Hoax? Unintentionally funny? Whatever it is, Fred & Sharon Spencer look like they’re doing ok out of it. You can watch 2 videos for free on their website, after that you have to pay a dollar. The video above has had almost half a million its so far (update: 640,000 hits), and its so bad that it just cries out “hoax” to me, but their Youtube channel doesn’t link to their website, which is a bit strange if they’re trying to make money.
Make up your own mind, their website is here:
http://www.fredandsharonsmovies.com/
Update: the website was down for a while, it appears to have crashed under insane bandwidth pressure, but seems to back up again now!
and the Youtube channel is here:
http://uk.youtube.com/user/FredSpencerpu
And if they’re real, I hope they make tons of money!
Sorry, I couldn’t find any curtain fetish websites; Instead here’s a website with funny insurance claim statements.
And here’s some examples:
“I was on my way to the doctor with rear end trouble when my universal joint gave way causing me to have an accident.”
“I thought my window was down, but I found it was up when I put my head through it.”
“I saw a slow moving, sad faced old gentleman as he bounced off the roof of my car.”
“I told the police that I was not injured, but on removing my hat found that I had a fractured skull.”
Very good. You’ll find them here:
It is my firmly-held belief, as documented in many other articles here, that you can find anything on the internet: Yes, anything.
Including Hamster Hats. Why would you want to make a hat for a hamster? I don’t know. Is it funny? Oh yes. Does it make them any cuter? Well, I don’t think so, but Heather M Sullivan clearly does. And, before you start worrying about the little rodents’ wellbeing, Heather assures us that “My hamsters are very well cared for and are quite happy to pander to my daily cuteness needs. They are not left to wander around with the hats on unsupervised…”
I don’t know who Ian Cooper is, where he’s from or what he does, apart from the knowledge I’ve gleaned from something called uncyclopedia.org.
This appears to be a wiki site, along the lines of wikipedia, where anyone can contribute content; scandalous, libelous or otherwise scurrilous information about, well, anything at all it seems.
This means that you could pop along there and pour bile on any object of your disaffection. I suppose as long as they’re not famous no-one will argue.
Today’s Link is a very well written article about someone called Ian Cooper, and why he is a cunt.
Just in case you didn’t know, lolcats are funny or cute pictures of cats with (usually) amusing or cute captions depicting what the cat is thinking.
Today’s video features some good ‘uns, so watch it you bastard.
I’m so pleased I found this site to share with you, it qualifies for almost every category I have including mad, crazy, daft, brilliant and haha; and even gets its own new category - ‘cute’.
It does "exactly what it says on the tin" too, although in this case the tin is of course a url. Yes, it’s a website where people can upload and share photos of cats that look like the late great Adolf Hitler. So goose-step on over there and enjoy!