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  This is believed to be the last video clip of Michael Jackson before his untimely death on June 25 2009.

In what appears to be footage from rehearsals for the King of Pop’s series of 50 shows which would have definitely taken place at the o2 arena, the alleged paedophile is seen moonwalking into a silk-lined coffin-shaped box.

Seriously though, who cares? Some weird bloke who sang some killer tunes in the 80’s and did some good dancing, has died. So what? That’s sad for his family, certainly, and for those who were near to him, but why are you so upset?

You never even met him, the closest you got to him was some music videos and some tabloid headlines and yet, for some reason, you mourn? Have you phoned your mother recently?

Honestly, I really would like to understand: If you have been affected by the death of Jacko please comment or get in touch to tell me why.

Thanks. Oh, and bigup to cloudedandconfused on photobucket – Ace gif!

Oh, and ps. If you thought you’d find a video of the autopsy here, woah, you’re on a whole other level, what the hell did you want to see that for? And you thought MJ was weird?

Here are some fabulous presenter showreels found by a comedy hero of mine, Robert Popper. They are fabulous because they are terrible. Exhibit 1 features the most boring interview ever conducted by a human being. This aspiring young interviewer has been lucky enough to find a lady who works at Safeway, reducing the price of distressed items.

Highlight: “How do you know they are regulars? I suppose they come in a lot?”

Also, his voice sounds as though he has swallowed a kazoo.

Exhibit 2 is of a young Alan Partridge, the presenter of the ‘Wacky 12 till 2’ slot on some godforsaken radio station. His version of to-camera gravitas makes him look as though he’s recently had his neck greased, and the vhs-vhs editing is a wonder to behold.

Christ.

Thank you Mr Popper, you have made my day with these (There’s a TV series here somewhere, I’d say)

In case you didn’t know, NSFW means not safe for work. In other words, don’t watch or listen to this at your work computer because it might cause you to get into trouble. Perhaps it contains swearing (like this clip), or maybe it features nudity.

The clip featured here, of legendary Dr Who and voice-over supremo Tom Baker, is NSFW because it contains him swearing and generally taking the piss out of the company he’s recording a voice-over for. Its very funny, and its also not suitable for kids.

I saw it over on the links board at B3TA, which I would wholeheartedly recommend you visit if you have a sense of humour and are not easily offended.

This is a photo of therealllcoolj, showing his ebay item of 4 gift cards for ‘future shop’ on the canadian version of ebay, the ubiquitous online auction site.

Its the best online auction page ever for these reasons:

1. It has background music (really good background music)

2. It has LOADS of pictures of this dude modelling the gift cards

3. It has no other description

4. It has a Batman endorsement

Its true that you can find anything on the internets; and every hobby, obsession and fetish is catered for somewhere out there.

Today, for example, and only if you’re a broad-minded adult, I invite you to go and view IJPEFFWA which I reckon probably stands for “International Jurrassic Park Erotic Fan Fiction Writers Association”. And hosts a collection of stories about having it off with dinosaurs. Nuff Said.

My friend went on holiday to mexico and got swine flu, luckily the doctor gave him some oinkment

I went to Mexico, but I wasn’t worried about catching Swine Flu ‘cos I was only there for a Weeeeeek!

Yep, Swine flu is in the news and everyone is terrified about it. Some of us prefer to look on the brighter side of life though and if you’re a person like that you could do worse than to visit the Sickipedia section dedicated to jokes about Swine Flu - http://www.sickipedia.org/search.php?q=swine+flu

Beware though, as Sickipedia is for broad-minded adults only, and I cannot be held responsible for any guilty laughs you may experience there.

As far as I can figure it, photochaining is a little like a chain letter but rather less annoying and far more digital-age. What you do is this:

Take an amusing photo and leave it on a memory card in a public place. The person who finds it has to download your photo and send it to a website (www.photochainning.com) then delete your photo from the card, take one of their own and repeat the whole exercise.

It all sounds like good clean fun, especially as the memory cards themselves are given cute, one-word names like Anna, Alice, Franz and Lola. I guess, as it grows, it’ll become even more interesting as we follow these little cards around the world. The whole thing reminds me of those balloon competitions they used to have where they release zillions (or more likely 100) balloons with tags attached to see which one travels the furthest, which always used to make me laugh when they only got a mile or two away.

The picture above, incidentally, is from the “gimme” card which was found in Rio de Janeiro in March. Go and check it our. And, when you find a memory card in a clear plastic bag, you’ll know what to do.

News Anchor Jokes about Lady’s Moustache - Watch more Funny Videos

Yes, he’s insensitive, crass and rude, and I love him. I don’t watch much TV but I would watch it everyday if he was on our screens. In this clip, Paul Holmes talks about a lady’s moustache.

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Via Ironwolf, here is a talk by Pattie Maes of The Media Lab at TED about the next level of Information access. She shows an amazing device that projects information wherever you happen to be - On a wall, your hand, another person; and is controlled by a small camera which follows your hand movements, much like ‘Minority Report’.

It is awesomely cool.

Ironwolf is a blogger who tends, in his more serious moments, to write very well about religion and other crazy stuff. Slam-dunking the apologists pretty much sums it up.

When in less serious mode, he jots down all the interesting and fun stuff he finds online, online. The pictures above are a good example, and that makes his mad, crazy, daft blog well worth a glance or three.

You can find it here: http://ironwolf.tumblr.com/