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It’s a great website to go and have a giggle at. The title is an acronym for    "Fundamentalists Say The Funniest Darn Things"

On their top 100 page there are some brilliant examples of what nonsense small-minded extremists can come up with; and here are a couple I’ve c&p’d to whet your appetite:

"I am a bit troubled. I believe my son has a girlfriend, because she left a dirty magazine with men in it under his bed. My son is only 16 and I really don’t think he’s ready to date yet. What’s worse is that he’s sneaking some girl to his room behind my back."

And:

"Everyone knows scientists insist on using complex terminology to make it harder for True Christians to refute their claims.

Deoxyribonucleic Acid, for example… sounds impressive, right? But have you ever seen what happens if you put something in acid? It dissolves! If we had all this acid in our cells, we’d all dissolve! So much for the Theory of Evolution, Check MATE!"

Brilliant. There are scary people around, be careful out there.

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This sounds good. Do you know what the enchanterX software does? It “quadruples the power of every spell you cast, the easy way”!!

Eh? How so?

“Radionics”, thats how so!

And what is radionics?

Well, thats a bit tricky to explain, I think you’ll have to visit these idiots’ website - www.enchanterx.com - yourself to figure that one out, but as far as I can gather its pseudo-scientific babble spewed out on their website in order to make fools part with $97 to buy their software.

I was going to download the software & try it out (it does, after all, come with a money back guarantee) but $97 seems a little pricey.

Instead I think I’ll email them some nonsense & I urge you to do the same.

 Update: I emailed them a nice message, but they never got back to me

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Just in case you didn’t know, lolcats are funny or cute pictures of cats with (usually) amusing or cute captions depicting what the cat is thinking.

Today’s video features some good ‘uns, so watch it you bastard.

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I’m so pleased I found this site to share with you, it qualifies for almost every category I have including mad, crazy, daft, brilliant and haha; and even gets its own new category - ‘cute’.

It does "exactly what it says on the tin" too, although in this case the tin is of course a url. Yes, it’s a website where people can upload and share photos of cats that look like the late great Adolf Hitler. So goose-step on over there and enjoy!

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…on Facebook? You know, the one that says Facebook is overloaded and they’re going to start charging for the service? That’s nonsense.

Oh, and you know that one you sent me on myspace about the same thing? That’s nonsense too.

And you know that email you sent me about Bill Gates? How is going to give me a cheque for $240 for something or other? You guessed it: Nonsense as well.

Here’s a tip: When a message wants you to forward it to gain some reward, it’s probably bollocks. And if you still aren’t sure, go and check it out on snopes.com; they’re good.

And in the meantime, please stop forwarding messages to me, unless they’re funny.

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Well, it entertained me for five anyway. You are a giant equipped with a giant magnifying glass which you may use to burn people, pets, helicopters, cars etc. Have Fun!

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Here’s one of his fine videos. Why don’t you mosey on over to YouTube and subscribe to the rest? Dead, dead cool, I love it.

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“Fake Poo Crisis Hits UK” - This headline sums up for me the wonderful eccentric nature of the British more than anything else.

Well, we like to call ourselves eccentric, and are proud of our love of toilet humour: The rest of the world probably thinks we a absolutely nuts & scatological.

I never knew it was fake poo; I always thought it was laminated real poo, and that’s why I never buy it.

Happy New Year!

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