MadCrazyDaft

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Oh, and welcome to my new-look site; Hope you like it!

To explore these 10 cool things to do with Google Earth, first of all you’re going to have to go and get Google Earth: Get it Here. (It’s free)

Then click on the picture above to see 10 cool things to do with it brought to you by the good folk at gearthhacks.com. One of their great tips shows you how to fly from your house (or anywhere) along the roads to somewhere else - That’s pretty cool.

Then there’s, um, about 2 more cool things; So check it out!

No doubt about it.

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I don’t think I’ve come across Maddox’s website before today, but I’m enjoying it. He writes very amusing articles about everything - Including womens’ fashion; Which is where the link cunningly embedded in the above picture will take you: So why not allow yourself to be taken?

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The picture above is of a severed dogs head which has been kept alive by a Soviet scientist in 1928 by means of a machine he called The Autojector. He proved it was alive by feeding it a piece of cheese which promptly popped out of the other end! Wow!

This, and a list of the rest of “The 20 Most Bizarre Experiments of All Time” Can be found on the excellent Museum Of Hoaxes Site.

It also includes links to some great youtube vids, so get clicky!

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This is well worth a look. A collection of some of the finest & strangest images captured by Google Earth, including the above terrain which resembles a native American with a lovely headdress and what appears to be an I-pod. Also included are cars on the sides of buildings & jet aeroplanes in car parks!

I’m off to get Google earth now.

Did you know you can create a gravitational field yourself at home?

Sure! It’s easy - All you need is a speaker set to emit a tone at a certain frequency. Watch the video to see how easy it is.

Now, personally, I think this is a fake, and I think I know how it was done; But what do you think? Join up & leave a comment.

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This is quite simply the best e-commerce website you will ever come across. (And I nearly did)

Perhaps you’re thinking, ‘That’s it, the old madcrazydaftmeister has finally lost it - What could possibly be amusing about an online store?’

Well click on the pic above & go and check it out, it’s brilliant.

tip: If you get bored, just hover your little mousey over that blue beaker at the top right of the page. Woo-hoo!

Definitely the story of the week this week is Robert Stewart (above left) who has been placed on the sex offenders register for having sex with a bike (above right, to protect the bike’s identity this is not the actual bike)

I don’t know how, even if you had the inclination, you’d go about having sex with a bike; But Rob did, and now he’s officially a pervert.

The weird thing about it all if you read the story, is that he was actually in his own bedroom at the time. The cleaners had knocked on his door and, receiving no answer, used a master key to get in. And there he was. Doing it. Surely one should be allowed to do whatever one wants with an inanimate object in the privacy of one’s own room?

Even if it is the village bike.

Apparently, Law enforcement agencies in the US are becoming worried about a new drug known as ‘Jenkem’. Users inhale the fermented gas produced by faeces and urine and get high.

Whilst this has been reported in the past by the BBC as ocurring in Zambia, according to some sources the craze is now gaining a foothold amongst American teens. However, others say that this is a hoax - read all about it at Wikipedia.

Of interest to me though are the funny slang terms for this drug which include: Winnie, Shit, Runners, Fruit from crack pipe, Leroy Jenkems, Might, Butthash and Waste.

I’ve decided to get down with the kids and invent a few more slang terms to help them stay cool and avoid the fuzz. How about: ‘ass gas’, ‘coco pops’, ‘beige’, ‘cannapiss’.

Please email me with more.

This shocking story came courtesy of the Sky News widget this morning. I wondered if he was proposing it as a general policy, or whether it was more of a personal thing.

Unfortunately, it turned out to be a cruel hoax - There was a word missing from the headline and it should have read “Cameron pledges tough rape sentences”. Boo!