Money For Nothing

I had a forwarded email today telling me that if i signed up for the msn hotmail beta thing, Microsoft would send me a cheque for $240 dollars! How cool is that!? But wait, it gets better - If i forward the email to everyone i know, the system will be able to tell who i sent it to, and will reward me with even more cash for each one of them who signs up! People are making millions!!!!!
I really can’t believe that anyone would be stupid enough to believe this utter bollocks, and my favourite part of the email is the bit where it answers the question ‘Why would Bill Gates give away money?’ by saying ‘Because he can afford to’
Exactly.
He didn’t get that rich by giving away money, you morons.

Posted under Mad

This post was written by keithfisherking on March 7, 2006

Curing Psychiatric Patients with thought alone!

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I came across this fascinating story today at Joe Vitale’s website.
It appears that Dr. Haleakala Hew Len can cure patients with mental diseases without even meeting them.
How?
Good Question.
Well its perfectly simple - He reviews their cases and then examines himself to find any similar traits which he then apologises for to ‘The Divine’.
With this now erased from the collective human experience the patient is cured. Easy-peasy.
You can read the full story by following the link
Here and make up your own mind; I believe there’s even a podcast to listen to. I would like to point out though, that Mr Joe Vitale recently bankrolled a big lottery hoax in the States, so perhaps you shouldn’t necessarily believe everything you find on his sites!

Posted under Mad

This post was written by keithfisherking on March 2, 2006