There are loads of places to look for fun on t’internet; luckily for you I’m here to do all the hard work for you!
You really should check out FunnyPracticalJokes.Com here for loads of links to funny sites & amusing stuff
with a nice fast broadband connection you can spend hours browsing the videos at Google Video
There are ads from around the world, clever videos, funny videos and videos of everysort of weirdo you can imagine. For instance, check out this fine example
KIDS! DON’T DO DRUGS!
Im sure you’ve seen at least a couple of ‘Flash Screamers’ - a video or short game where, just when you’re least expecting it, a ghoul pops up on screen and scares the living bejesus out of you.
Over at Daves Daily an enterprising young man has set up his webcam to film people getting shocked by the screamers. You can watch 10 of them by clicking Here
A super website called ghost-pictures.org asks the pertinent question How come ghosts are always dressed - Can nudists not become ghosts?
They then answer the question with pictorial evidence - several photo’s of undressed ghosts cavorting round graveyards and the like and I, for one, am thoroughly convinced.
Have a look at the pics Here
Its always worthwhile having a look on ebay in the section titled ‘weird/really weird’ in fact there are entire websites dedicated to looking at the weird stuff on ebay.
Today I found, for only $20, a bloke who’s willing to sell me his hypnotic secrets for picking up women. Not only that, but as a special offer he’ll also send me 500 photo’s of women (Not that I’ll need them once I’ve read the book!)
PLUS, he’ll also send me an e-book on how to increase the size of my penis. All for $20!! Brilliant!! What a bargain!! What a tosspot!!
anyway, read all about it Here
Bookmaker Paddy Power has today agreed to pay out £10,000 to punters who bet that the new Wembley Stadium would not be finished in time for the FA Cup Final. Strangely, hardly anyone seems to have bet on the opposite; ie. that it would be finished in time.
However, as The Sun reports today, this appears to be because the bets were mainly placed by builders actually working on the new Wembley.
One worker was quoted as saying: ‘We couldn’t believe our luck. We got jammed in the door in the rush to place bets.’
And a spokesman for Paddy Power said, in a wonderfully-turned sentence: ‘I suppose we should have reacted quicker when we saw men in hard hats placing big bets in the Wembley area.’
How very humourous - perhaps time to re-think your career choice, Mr Power?
God, I hate Valentines day, I don’t even know why I feel i should mention it.
Anyway, on the theme of lurve, todays website features stories of bad dates written by idiots. Its like Trisha Online. Click Here to have a look.
Check out story no. 842 which is particularly grammatically rubbish.
Happy Valentines Day
I love you
xxx
Marcus Just sent me this link to The Ransom Note Factory. Im not sure if its silly or scary; but do have a look.
Also I’ve been laughing a lot at the great Serving Suggestions that Biskitz4cheez has put on his website.
Actually, I don’t know that ‘he’ is a he; Im just assuming that because, as we all know, women don’t have a sense of humour.
Please feel free to discuss this statement on our Forum
Who knows where these forwarded ‘humourous’ emails originate, but they certainly do brighten up a dull day in the office don’t they?
I actually think they’re a scourge of modern life, almost as bad as sp@m email, and i always refuse to forward them; ESPECIALLY the ones you have to, to get good luck!! GRRR!
Anyway, if you like ‘em, and you’d like to be the person who sends, not just forwards ‘em, Here’s a database of over 600 funny stories & jokes collected from emails.
That should keep you busy for a couple of years, ya wacky b@stards.
Just don’t send ‘em to me.
Thanks.
Ryan Reynolds, who describes himself as a Parrot Intelligence Researcher and Communicator, is writing a book. Its all about his pet bird who could not only talk, but apparently string whole sentences together AND understand what he was talking about.
On his website, Here, you can read the first three chapters of his book as a sort of teaser campaign. Then you pay him $20 to read the rest (or what he’s done so far). This money is to fund his publication attempt.
If You Do read it could you let me know what its like? I couldn’t be bothered.
Still need convincing?
Here’s Ryan’s description of the book:
‘It is a true account of a parrot who developed extreme beliefs in spirituality and understood humanistic concepts very easily. It is packed full of emotions and deep thoughts that will take you on an emotional roller coaster ride that you will never forget.’
Hmmm. In fact, no, not ‘hmmm’; Make that a ‘HA!’
