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  This is believed to be the last video clip of Michael Jackson before his untimely death on June 25 2009.

In what appears to be footage from rehearsals for the King of Pop’s series of 50 shows which would have definitely taken place at the o2 arena, the alleged paedophile is seen moonwalking into a silk-lined coffin-shaped box.

Seriously though, who cares? Some weird bloke who sang some killer tunes in the 80’s and did some good dancing, has died. So what? That’s sad for his family, certainly, and for those who were near to him, but why are you so upset?

You never even met him, the closest you got to him was some music videos and some tabloid headlines and yet, for some reason, you mourn? Have you phoned your mother recently?

Honestly, I really would like to understand: If you have been affected by the death of Jacko please comment or get in touch to tell me why.

Thanks. Oh, and bigup to cloudedandconfused on photobucket – Ace gif!

Oh, and ps. If you thought you’d find a video of the autopsy here, woah, you’re on a whole other level, what the hell did you want to see that for? And you thought MJ was weird?

This video shows you how to transfer Vinyl or cassette to CD for free – Very useful, and saves you having to buy one of those expensive rip-off USB turntables.

Here are some fabulous presenter showreels found by a comedy hero of mine, Robert Popper. They are fabulous because they are terrible. Exhibit 1 features the most boring interview ever conducted by a human being. This aspiring young interviewer has been lucky enough to find a lady who works at Safeway, reducing the price of distressed items.

Highlight: “How do you know they are regulars? I suppose they come in a lot?”

Also, his voice sounds as though he has swallowed a kazoo.

Exhibit 2 is of a young Alan Partridge, the presenter of the ‘Wacky 12 till 2’ slot on some godforsaken radio station. His version of to-camera gravitas makes him look as though he’s recently had his neck greased, and the vhs-vhs editing is a wonder to behold.

Christ.

Thank you Mr Popper, you have made my day with these (There’s a TV series here somewhere, I’d say)

Utterly utterly brilliant song by Fagottron, who takes audio from movies and turns them into beautiful music which, for some reason I cannot put my finger on, has a real haunting melancholic quality. The video is aceness too.

In case you didn’t know, NSFW means not safe for work. In other words, don’t watch or listen to this at your work computer because it might cause you to get into trouble. Perhaps it contains swearing (like this clip), or maybe it features nudity.

The clip featured here, of legendary Dr Who and voice-over supremo Tom Baker, is NSFW because it contains him swearing and generally taking the piss out of the company he’s recording a voice-over for. Its very funny, and its also not suitable for kids.

I saw it over on the links board at B3TA, which I would wholeheartedly recommend you visit if you have a sense of humour and are not easily offended.

This is a photo of therealllcoolj, showing his ebay item of 4 gift cards for ‘future shop’ on the canadian version of ebay, the ubiquitous online auction site.

Its the best online auction page ever for these reasons:

1. It has background music (really good background music)

2. It has LOADS of pictures of this dude modelling the gift cards

3. It has no other description

4. It has a Batman endorsement

Its true that you can find anything on the internets; and every hobby, obsession and fetish is catered for somewhere out there.

Today, for example, and only if you’re a broad-minded adult, I invite you to go and view IJPEFFWA which I reckon probably stands for “International Jurrassic Park Erotic Fan Fiction Writers Association”. And hosts a collection of stories about having it off with dinosaurs. Nuff Said.

My friend went on holiday to mexico and got swine flu, luckily the doctor gave him some oinkment

I went to Mexico, but I wasn’t worried about catching Swine Flu ‘cos I was only there for a Weeeeeek!

Yep, Swine flu is in the news and everyone is terrified about it. Some of us prefer to look on the brighter side of life though and if you’re a person like that you could do worse than to visit the Sickipedia section dedicated to jokes about Swine Flu - http://www.sickipedia.org/search.php?q=swine+flu

Beware though, as Sickipedia is for broad-minded adults only, and I cannot be held responsible for any guilty laughs you may experience there.

My mate Dave wrote this song – 42 – Which isn’t about the answer to life, the universe and everything; but about his unnatural obsession with that number. I made him a music video to go with it, and this is it.